LETTERS FOR YOUR SMILE

Letters for your smile.
Reason of Leave Application Infosys, Bangalore :
An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

courtesy: http://jokes4smile.blogspot.com/
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