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The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks,
"What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."

"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"

"Her ****!" says Peter.

"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher
with disgust.

"And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

"No."

"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

"No," she replied.

"Thank goodness!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!
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